Me: I can't believe we are going to be parents in a week.
Hubby: Yeah.
Me: Are you nervous?
Hubby: No.
Me: Why NOT? I have no idea what to do.
Hubby: We will take care of her. Trial and error!
Me: Trial and ERROR! What ERROR?!! We can't have any error with baby!
Hubby: Nah. That's how it goes. No parents are perfect...
Me: But I am perfect.
Hubby: No you are NOT.
